This week, he's getting physical in soft-body car sim BeamNG.drive.ĭon’t ask me to explain in any more detail, but I’m almost completely certain I understand what “soft-body physics” means having watched precisely one YouTube video about it while high in bed one afternoon, my own soft body draped inelegantly across the pillows and speckled in Quorn nugget crumbs, like some forgotten Renaissance masterpiece. Premature Evaluation is the weekly column in which Steve Hogarty explores the wilds of early access.
